Smart here, Stupid is with me...sadly.

Stupid: so what are you in the mood for?

Smart: hmmm.....I don't know.

Stupid: I need sleep.

Smart: yeah, and you need a brain that works, but too bad, we can't do anything about it.

Stupid: hahah, I got a brain, just cut open my head and see.

Smart: see, maybe you should look more closely at what I say...I said that you need a brain that works. yours doesn't.

Stupid:yes it does.

Smart: no it doesn't.

Stupid: cheese.

Smart: *shakes head and looks at you funny* when did cheese come into this?

Stupid: cus cheese is wonderful.

Smart: oh really? .....yeah, cheese is good.

Stupid: so do you like AFI now?

Smart: *shrugs* I like 4 songs...but it still annoys me. only one song on there is actually worth listening to.

Stupid: yeah, you wish.

Smart: why wish when I know. lol.

Stupid: can't think of anything...

Smart: shocking isn't it?

Stupid: this bottle smells like cat spray. oh I forgot, it was in your hair.

Smart: *glares* I'm going to hurt you, you better scoot back.

Stupid: I dropped my bottle.

Smart: how is it my fault that you hit your foot? you dropped the bottle.

Stupid: *plays with bottle*

Smart: and you wonder why my name is smart...

Stupid: *continues to play with bottle*.....ow, ow, ow, sharp pains in my boob...better not be growing pains...owowow, it's growing, no not my boob, my pain, oh crap, what was that?

Smart: *laughing* ....I don't even know what that was.

Stupid: same thing with me, it came out of no where, I was about to insult you then owowow, pain.

Smart: ....that was weird. like you could actually insult me anyway.

Stupid: yeah, it was. *glare*

Smart: that's about as scary as getting a glare from a fluffy rabbit. it doesn't scare me.

Stupid: what do you have against fluffy rabbits? and why are you terrified of white rabbits?

Smart: *shrugs* I just don't care for rabbits. I like all rabbits except white ones because I've been bit by white rabbits and I hold grudges. they don't scare me, I just don't like them.

Stupid: well then maybe you shouldn't put your hand in front of the rabbit.

Smart: oh, so smart....I was petting it and it suddenly turned around and bit me. not my fault.

Stupid: well maybe you shouldn't of...welll don't you know white rabbits bite?

Smart: I do now.

Stupid: yeah, you know that now don't you?(in a mocking voice) *singing "love like winter" by AFI*

Smart: *glares* you know the point of mocking someone is to hurt them....I feel nothing. besides, you suck at singing.

Stupid:  *glares* yeah, whatever, I can sing, thank you very much.

Smart: *shrugs* hey, truth hurts.

Stupid: yeah, I know.

Smart: what should we put as our new backround?

Stupid: I'm not sure but I have something really fun to tell you.

Smart: oh boy....fine, what is it?

Stupid: it's about cody, you know that white skirt I have...we can wear the same size in it, you know what I mean?

Smart: ....that's disturbing.

Stupid: he would make a very nice girl.

Smart: ...I knew he was gay.

Stupid: he played dress-up yesturday...he looked gay in those pants.

Smart: *laughs* cross-dressing freak.

Stupid: I tried his shirt on...and oh my god, that thing was huge. and he's just a little toothpick, even though he is getting a little pudgy.

Smart: *shakes head* so pathetic.

Stupid: no he isn't.

Smart: he wasn't the only one I was talking about.

Stupid: yes I know, shut up over there.

Smart: *smirks* hhaahahha.

Stupid: so do you want to work on our profile now?

Smart: sure. let's let these happy people reply now.

Stupid: nominate us! please.

hola! our topic today is:

well we don't know, so we're going to make a list...

why are dogs so stupid?

why does Tara think we all came from Mars?

Yes, we found our topic, I like that one. lets talk about it.

this is Stupid talking: Well Smart, I think you should tell everyone about your thought about humans coming from Mars.

This is Smart:  ok. I will.....I believe that humans came from Mars...we are aliens. yup. that's about it.  I think we came from mars, but we moved and took over the planet Earth because our planet (mars) died out and we were going to die. So we invaded Earth and destroyed the dinosaurs and made everyone think that God created us, but really we were just....we basicly killed everything. We took over.

This is Stupid: First question, How did we get here? where's this "space craft"? Second, we didn't kill the dinosaurs, it was a big meteor then an ice age. So how do you think that? And what about that Adam and Eve thing? were they our Gods, King Queen or what? Or did some guy just make that all up so everyone doesn't really know what happened?

This is Smart: I don't know because know one remembers, that was the whole point in killing everything. no one was to know, we were supposed to be the only creatures, but we overlooked the little animals, then we killed them. but not all of them died, because some stupid person decided the animals were cute the theory of Noah and all that junk came about. He saved them when we tried to flood the world- we were all powerful, but no one knows because we got infected with stupid. As for the dinosaurs...we killed them, we fooled everyone so they believed that dinosaurs were first. Cavemen came when we got infected with stupid, we were the most intelligent and powerful race, but we got infected with a disease(stupid) and....we got stupid. As for Adam and Eve, they were our king and Queen, our rulers. But Eve wanted control, so she started the disease by growing the "tree of knowlede" and when she ate the fruit her brain overloaded- since she was already the smartest being in the world, so they overloaded. and all her knowledge drained away. so she got stupid and they had kids so they came out like apes and our people(the smart ones) died out, where the ape children then became the supreme race on earth and the story goes from there like normal, except Adam he became God and restored the world, since we destroyed it and Eve was then turned into the stupidest animal. Which was the punishment for her betrayal. So she was the begining for the animals we know today.

This is Stupid:.......I have nothing to say to that......just that you need some help.

This is Smart: that is just wrong. that is creativity. I made up this story in 5 minutes, with your help....some. I think this should be the new bible. It would be so much more fun to read....

This is Stupid: Yeah. So no one in that time period of our "smart period" no one wrote down our history.

This is Smart: no, because we were like super computers. We could remember everything from the moment we were born to the bright flash of light when you die. Memories could be passed to anyone who shared your blood. So the only thing that made us forget was that we got infected with stupid. next question?

This is Stupid: I feel like a reporter. Ok would we ever become smart like that again?

This is Smart: I feel like the crazy person trying to convince the world that aliens exist. Is it working? Anyway, possibly. The more years that go by the more knowledge we get back, but when we eventually get to our climax of intelligence, the smarter beings, will kill off the stupid ones, which would keep the new race intelligent. So even if we do, we're swrewed.

This is Stupid: You might convince some people. How long will that take? To gain our intelligence back.

This is Smart: *shrugs* It could take several million years. I don't really know though, because I am but more of the stupid people, I'm just one who remembers. God that sounds weird.....

This is Stupid: It wouldn't take millions of years. We have only thousands of years to come this far, so it would only take 50,000 more years. That was a random number.

This is Smart: I won't argue(surprisingly) but I think it would take a lot longer because we have had million of years to develop our stupidity. Any more questions?

This is Stupid: Not at the moment.

TO BE CONTINUED....possiably.

Smart= Hey people, Smart here; Today is boring, but I did get back from Deer Creek.....a beach. It was fun......

Hey....fun fact about Stupid aka: Sarah - She's afraid of butterflies. She seen a butterfly fly across her....and she screamed. Who screams over a butterfly? She's hopeless.

Stupid= I didn't know what it was. All I seen was something Big and Black, coming torwards me.

And well Smart got freaked out by a plant.

Smart= I didn't scream at least. I just jumped and turned around. It was in the middle of unknown territory and it was a tree. A Big tree.

But at least the tree was Big. The Big Black Butterfly was at the most an inch and a half long. Wings and all. Tell me people....do you think Sarah is tripping? Or for her benefit, is she going crazy?

- I at least know what Big is. I once seen a 10 inch long butterfly (wings included) and a moth the same size. So I know what big is.

Stupid= Like you said, it was "unknown territory" that butterfly could of had rabies, or something.

And the butterfly was not an inch and 1/2 long, it was more like 2 inchs. And thats not funny, I'm not going crazy.

Man if I seen a butterfly that big, I wouldn't know how I would react.

Smart=Rabies...right. You want a science lesson. A Butterfly doesn't have teeth and can't open its mouth. Butterflies can't even carry rabies. You freak. Two inches, by the way, isn't all that big you idiot.

-Of course you wouldn't know how to act. Your incompetant.

Note: Sarah just was eating a cookie, and she so gracefully dropped it down her shirt into her unknown crevices -which by the way are very large-.......where it was never seen again.